Alex had no idea how Harold could be so certain that
Noah and the others were inside doing whatever it was they were trying to do,
right at that moment. For all Alex could
tell, they might have been in there watching game shows and eating pork
rinds.
“How do you know they’re in there working? I can’t see anything out of place,” Alex
said.
“That’s because you don’t know how to look. Anyway, for now, I just know,” Harold said.
“Have you picked all this stuff up just from reading
the books I bought yesterday?” Alex said.
“Because I’m either impressed, or worried.”
“No, Mr. Minor, I didn’t just learn this yesterday,”
Harold said. His face was impassive, as
always, but Alex thought he detected a hint of a sardonic tone in his voice.
As they approached the house again, Alex pulled over
and then parked the car. They got out of
the car, and stood next to each other for a moment, looking at the house.
“So, how
should we do this?” Alex said. He looked
around, checking to see if they were being watched.
“Leave
it to me,” Harold said.
“What?”
Alex said. He turned back to face him,
but Harold had already vanished. “Hey!”
Alex said.
***
In the spare bedroom of FairyWingz’s house (her real
name was Andrea), Noah had set up a three legged table in the middle of a large
circle, drawn with salt, on the floor.
Inside the circle he had drawn a five pointed star, and the table was
set up carefully in the center of the star.
Under each of the table’s legs was one of the wax
disks Thomas Smith had made, and on top of the table was the larger wax
disk. On top of that disk, was the
golden disk, and on top of all of it was a black piece of obsidian, carefully
milled and polished into a circular mirror.
Each of the five points of the star had a candle
burning. After discussing their
experiences, Noah, Andrea and the others (Jan, David and Mark) had concluded
that the chanting had little impact on the actual results of the rituals, so
they had abandoned the chanting. Noah
sat at the table. Mark sat next to him
on his right, with a notepad and pen, ready to write down what Noah said. David, Jan, and Andrea all sat where they
could inside the circle, meditating.
They had locked the exterior doors of the house because,
honestly, that’s just good sense in this day and age. They’d also locked the door to the spare
bedroom, which was more symbolic. The
intent was to keep out any energies that weren’t specifically invited in.
Noah stared deeply into the mirror, describing what
he saw to Mark. Much of it was
nonsensical in the moment, but when they looked at the notes later they were
sometimes able to make clear connections between seemingly random things.
Noah was intensely focused, marveling at the wondrous
visions he was seeing in the mirror, waiting for the key he was looking for to
appear. Once he knew how, he would be
able to summon and converse with angels, just as Thomas Smith had hundreds of
years before. Noah wanted more than
anything to match Thomas Smith’s work, and then continue it. And so he watched intently, waiting for the
meaning of the visions to all come together for him.
He was, therefore, very surprised to hear someone,
apparently standing just over his left shoulder, politely clear his throat. Noah turned, ready to give Jan, David or
Andrea a good tongue-lashing for interrupting him.
He recoiled so hard he nearly landed in Mark’s when
he found himself face to face with Harold.
“You’ve been very naughty, Mr. Tipton,” Harold said.
“Who are you?” Noah said. He glanced over at the door. It looked like it was still shut, and
locked. “How did you get in here?”
Jan, David and Andrea were all on their feet and on
the other side of the room now. Mark was
in the corner opposite them. Ordinarily
they wouldn’t have left the protection offered by the circle on the floor, but
then, ordinarily their visitors weren’t able to stand inside the circle the way
Harold was.
“Those are not the right questions, Mr. Tipton. You should have asked what I want,” Harold
said.
Moving quickly, he brushed aside the scrying mirror,
and picked up the gold and wax disks.
Then he had lifted the table off of the three disks it sat on, and he
had picked them up as well.
“These do not belong to you, Mr. Tipton,” Harold
said. He turned and went to the door.
“What are you?” Noah asked.
“A humble butler, of course. Good day,” Harold said.
***
Alex felt extremely conspicuous standing on the
street next to the car, watching a stranger’s house. He wondered if he should try to follow Harold
in, and then figured it might be best to wait outside, ready to facilitate a
clean getaway. He shook off the
strangeness of Harold’s speed and stealth, and decided he would be more
comfortable waiting in the car.
He had no more than reached the driver’s side of the
car when he heard Harold say, from the passenger side of the car, “Everything
is taken care of. Let’s go.”
He turned to look, and saw Harold getting in to the
passenger seat carrying an armload of stuff.
Alex wondered how the hell Harold had managed to sneak up on him again,
but it didn’t seem like it was really the right time for that question. He could ask questions later, for now, it was
probably best to move before Noah decided he’d rather keep the artifacts after
all, and came after them.
Alex got into the car, started it, and drove off.
“That couldn’t have taken you more than a minute,”
Alex said. “How on Earth did you pull
that off?”
“I just went in, took what we needed, and left. Of course, it only took a minute. Luckily, I didn’t have to waste time looking
for the artifacts,” Harold said.
Alex didn’t think that was really an answer.
“Yeah, but how did you get in and out so
quickly? Had they left the doors
unlocked? Didn’t they try to stop you?”
Alex said.
“They may as well have left the doors unlocked,”
Harold said. “They didn’t really try to
stop me. They seemed very surprised to
see me, more than anything.”
“Yeah, I bet,” Alex said. “OK, so what next?”
“Well, we have what we came for, Mr. Minor. Let’s go get our things from the hotel and
fly back to Minneapolis. I’m sure Mr.
Darcy will be happy to see us,” Harold said.
“I’m sure he will be,” Alex said.
It only took them a couple of minutes to get back to
the hotel. While Alex was packing his
few things (and new collection of occult books), Harold called to charter a jet
for the flight back to Minneapolis.
Alex made a mental note to try and stop somewhere en
route to the airport to pick up some light reading for the flight. He wanted to be sure he at least had a
magazine to kill time with.
Once they were ready, Alex and Harold stopped by the
front desk of the hotel to check out.
Alex realized the person behind the counter was the same guy who had
been working when they checked in to the hotel.
He definitely remembered Harold, too.
“How can I help you, sir?” he said.
“We’re ready to check out,” Harold said.
“Oh, I’m sorry you’re going to be leaving us so
soon. Have you had a pleasant stay?” the
clerk said.
“It has been satisfactory, thank you,” Harold said.
“I’m glad to hear that. Well, I hope you’ll come back and stay with
us again soon,” the clerk said, and flashed his very best P.R. smile at them.
“Indeed,” Harold said.
The drive to the airport was easy. Alex was glad to find a gas station and
convenience store along the way that had a decent selection of magazines. He selected a few of them, and felt relieved
that he wouldn’t have to sit through another boring, silent flight. He wasn’t sure he was going to be able to
sleep on the plane this time, since it was still reasonably early in the day.
When they arrived at the airport, there was a
representative from the charter company waiting to greet them. Once again, they were led from the rental car
(which the representative said he would handle the logistics of returning), on
to the tarmac and directly on to a waiting jet.
It was so quick and easy, Alex couldn’t believe it. No wonder Harold only flew on chartered
planes.
? harold?... had they used the wrong salt?
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